Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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