I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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