hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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