Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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