I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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