ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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