I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Welp...herpes.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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