I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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