STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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