Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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