So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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