i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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