Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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