u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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