i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
You ruined the universe
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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