AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
