My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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