Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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