We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
What a dumb baby whore.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
