is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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