nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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