That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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