Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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