College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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