So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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