he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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