i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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