tell your sister to shave her snatch
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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