Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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