I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
The uberlube is also flammable
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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