dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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