You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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