At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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