Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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