I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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