I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Two words: nipple clamps
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