another moral hangover. fuck.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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