fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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