he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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