i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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