I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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