Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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