STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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