I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Randomize
