love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
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