Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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