Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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