he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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