So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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