508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
The beers last night were like the tears from god
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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